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Cabinet kidnaps more than half of the secretariat

By The Onion at 2:28 PM 5/31/2020 (PDT)

In an unsurprising turn of events, the director Luke Jouflas left his incredible dais Jess and Charlize to help wreak havoc in the Cabinet alongside all of the Internal Secretariat and various other extraneous members of KINGMUN 2020. While banishing their delegates to a breakout room where they mind numbingly typed their DOCs, the staff prepared some exciting announcements, ranging from the IRA Ambassador asking the Cabinet out on a date, to theQqueen of England expressing her positive sentiments towards the carnival and festivities the Cabinet had engaged in. Despite moving to an online platform, the Cabinet found a way to channel the crisisesque valour of Cabinet.

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