The Cabinet’s Carnival Is Coming Up. Here’s What You Should Know.

By Buzzfeed News at 3:24 PM 5/31/2020 (PDT)

The Cabinet has decided to allow the IRA into their carnival.

As you have most likely heard, the Cabinet has planned two carnivals, one for the Roman Catholics and one for the Protestants, held in different locations. They have recently decided to amend their Document of Committee (DOC) to allow members of the IRA to attend. This is a shock to many, due to the IRAs past of bombing the British people.

The IRA defended themselves saying that they only want to be at the carnival because they were worried that the British police officers might attack the Irish public. It is unclear whether or not the IRA is lying about their motives to attend, but either way, they will be there.

The Cabinet has agreed to allow the IRA into the carnivals as long as they pass the mandatory bag and weaponry check happening at the entrance of the event. This bag check applies to all attendees and police forces. With this reasoning, neither the IRA nor the British Police should be worried about attacks on either side.

In another attempt to keep these carnivals peaceful, the Cabinet has decided to only allow 13,000 people in the events at any given time. This is a total of about 70,000 people over the course of the three days. If you are planning on attending either one of the carnivals, please keep this in mind. And most importantly, stay safe.

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